Category: Funny Jokes

A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with. Despite his question, the woman remains silent and looks at the ceiling....

Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating...

My husband, Braden, insists butter belongs on the counter. “That’s how Grandma Selma did it,” he says. But seeing it melt into a shiny puddle in our warm kitchen always made me uneasy. When...

Marriage was already dying when he walked out the door. But the letter he left on the table was pure betrayal—seven years dismissed in a single, selfish note. Then came her response. Calm. Precise....

My grandma has always treated her cast iron pans like treasures. To her, they weren’t just kitchen tools — they were part of the family, seasoned with decades of meals, laughter, and stories. One...

Paprika is one of those everyday spices with a surprisingly fascinating backstory. Made from dried red bell peppers or chili peppers, it comes in a variety of flavors—from sweet Hungarian paprika to smoky Spanish...

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!” “What did you do?” the...

Doctor visits are routine as we age—but sometimes, they bring unexpected laughs. An elderly man came in for a checkup. Everything looked fine, but he had a concern: “After I’m with my wife the...

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor...

My ex-husband Darion and I still live together—divorced but coexisting for financial reasons. One day, without asking, he changed our porch light to green. When I asked why, he only said, “It’s for my...