A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass.
But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100 kmh. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road you see an old man and a young man. What will you hit?
The woman walked up to the examiner and said, “I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, yet I failed all four times. How is this possible.
What am I supposed to hit???” The examiner replied, “The brakes!!!”
So the new CEO…
The CEO says, ‘Wait right here.’ He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes.
He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now get out and don’t come back!’
Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says,
‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball’s job was around here?’ From across the room, a voice says, ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’
