A woman walks into a bar
A woman walks into a bar. She’s very inebriated, so she stumbles to the bartender. ‟I will have a whiskey schlour!” she slurs. ‟I can’t serve you ma’am, you’ve had too much.” The barkeep...
A woman walks into a bar. She’s very inebriated, so she stumbles to the bartender. ‟I will have a whiskey schlour!” she slurs. ‟I can’t serve you ma’am, you’ve had too much.” The barkeep...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and...
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl,...
If you are up to some good laughter, you are at the right place as the following story will surely make your day. A husband and wife are at a church, listening to a...
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. “You were speeding,” the officer said. “I’m going to have to give you a ticket.” “Yep,” the...
When Daniel walked through the front door that evening, the house felt different—too quiet, yet oddly busy. Suitcases were lined up neatly by the hallway, and his wife, Laura, was folding clothes with a...
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed,...
For nearly two decades, I shared my life with a man I deeply loved. We never married and chose to remain child-free, even going as far as him getting a vasectomy. But everything changed...
My wife came in the bathroom as I was getting dressed after my morning shower. I put my underwear on and pulled them up. Then I put my pants on and pulled them up...