Category: Funny Jokes

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor...

My ex-husband Darion and I still live together—divorced but coexisting for financial reasons. One day, without asking, he changed our porch light to green. When I asked why, he only said, “It’s for my...

It can be a challenge to raise children and just because they are over 18 does not mean that the challenge stops. In fact, there are times when the challenges just continue to grow....

I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English , wanna hear you reaction )) A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father...

A man sends a text to his next-door neighbor: “Bob, I have to confess something. I’ve been feeling guilty because I’ve been spending time with your wife when you’re not around, probably more than...

A businessman entered an elevator, where a cheerful blonde greeted him with, “T-G-I-F.” Smiling, he replied, “S-H-I-T.” Confused, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” slowly. The man again responded, “S-H-I-T.” Trying to keep things friendly, she smiled...

Funny story 1: A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I return.” But there was...

A teacher questioned a student, “How many kidneys do we have?” Four!” the backbencher responded. “Four? Haha,” the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students’ mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, “Bring a...

A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went...

One morning, a wife discovers a note from her husband affixed to the fridge… My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no...