A businessman entered an elevator, where a cheerful blonde greeted him with, “T-G-I-F.” Smiling, he replied, “S-H-I-T.” Confused, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” slowly. The man again responded, “S-H-I-T.” Trying to keep things friendly, she smiled...
Funny story 1: A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I return.” But there was...
A teacher questioned a student, “How many kidneys do we have?” Four!” the backbencher responded. “Four? Haha,” the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students’ mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, “Bring a...
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went...
One morning, a wife discovers a note from her husband affixed to the fridge… My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no...
JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any...
My 22-Year-Old Son Threatens to Leave the House and Go Live With My Ex-Husband Unless I Buy Him a Car My son is Michael. He had just turned 22 last month, and I thought...
A little old lady was walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto...
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He didn’t answer either.
Reading a joke offers numerous benefits for mental and physical well-being. It instantly boosts your mood and reduces stress by triggering laughter, which releases endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Laughter also strengthens social...